Oh my sweet nellie jesus!

[lunadelcorvo]

This is an amazing post about the worst written sex scenes (because apparently there is a competition for these things, among actual, serious, published writers, even) and wow. Tumblr hits the nail on the head though - we are spoiled by fanfiction - I don't think even the worst fanfic sex scene I have ever encountered was this bad! (Not even the ones I struggled writing....)

http://dduane.tumblr.com/post/159648336531/azriona-i-blame-this-on-sherlock-bmwiid

You must go and read this - I guarantee you will get a few laughs! (And go give your fave fanfic authors some love while you're at it - thank goodness we have them!)

Comments

[belleweather]

Trufax. There is LOTS of pressure in fandom to get things right, and I feel like we mostly do -- with the exception of threesomes, maybe.

[lunadelcorvo]

Yeah, those are a mixed bag - for me one of the most distracting things is the name-vs-pronoun thing. But yes, I have come upon some truly awkward and godawful "2+" stories.... LOL