This is rather trivial, really.....

(especially in light of serious things going on with folks - no disrespect meant),...but I have paladin problem. Or a paladin/templar problem. In particular an angsty, damaged, conflicted, vulnerable-under-all-that-gorram-armor paladin/templar problem. Triple threat range if they have either a wickedly dry wit or an insanely odd sarcastic humor (and they all do, one or the other). Yep. Big problem. Why? Can't get enough of 'em. Want to pinch them and scruffle them and squeeze them to bits, in ways that don't really bear sharing.

"Hello, my name is Raven, and I have a paladin problem. It's been 15 minutes since I gamed with one of my boys....."

Sigh.